I do not want you to do that!!

Do not do that!

I will block you on as many community spam filters as I can find.

I do not want your posts!!

Do NOT send me emails about sponsored blog posts or guest articles under any circumstances.

I will ignore your message.

heck yeah!

I love hearing from netizens like you who stumble across my site. How did you get here?

If this email address looks weird, it's because it's been encoded to stop spam.
If this is the case, follow this instruction carefully: compose an email to my first name on the disroot.org servers, and it'll get through to me. I look forward to hearing from you!

that's awesome! I'd love to hear it!

I've been getting a lot of emails recently. I will enjoy reading your message, but I might take a while to reply, especially if responding to your email would require complex thought and some time to write a longer response.

Still, I'd love it if you sent me your thoughts!!

If there's a specific question you'd like me to answer, make sure to clearly write what your question is so that I don't miss it.

If this email address looks weird, it's because it's been encoded to stop spam.
If this is the case, follow this instruction carefully: compose an email to my first name on the disroot.org servers, and it'll get through to me. I look forward to hearing from you!